слова песни Phil Ochs - Draft Dodger Rag
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I'm just a typical American boy from a typical American town
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I believe in God and Senator Dodd and keeping old Castro down
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And when it came my time to serve I knew better dead than red
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But when I got to my old draft board, buddy, this is what I said:
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Sarge, I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen
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And I always carry a purse
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I got eyes like a bat, my feet are flat, and my asthma's
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getting worse
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O think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old
invalid aunt
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Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a goin' to school, and I'm
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working in a defense plant
I've got a dislocated disc and a racked up back
I'm allergic to flowers and bugs
And when the bombshell hits, I get epileptic fits
And I'm addicted to a thousand drugs
I got the weakness woes, and I can't touch my toes
I can hardly reach my knees
And if the enemy came close to me
I'd probably start to sneeze
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